The Statue Season 2, Episode 6

George

Oh, I'm crazy!

Jerry

George, george...

Ray

I've got to get going. I have a class.

George

Oh ho! Class, huh? At Columbia? Let me tell you something, pal. I called the registrar's office. I checked you out. They have no record of a Ray Thomas at that school! You liar!

Ray

Well, that's because I'm registered under my full legal name, Raymond Thomas Wochinski. Ray Thomas is my professional name.