Jerry

You know, the way you were wolfing down that popcorn, maybe you ate it.

Kramer

Mr Har-harwood. Well, what an unexpected surprise to have you back at the Alex Theatre.

Haarwood

Well I, I'm in a bit of a quandary. I've misplaced my spectacles.

Kramer

Well, let's look in lost and found, shall we?

Haarwood

They're half-glasses.