George

Hey! What is your problem?

George

Oh, hello, it's you! (angry) Listen lady, I got six minutes left on that meter, and I'm not budging til you admit you stole my twenty dollars. (smug) Huh-hu-hur, you're not so tough when you're not on your horse, are you Ruthie?

Cashier

Your car's on fire.

George

Aah! Fire!

Cashier

(after George) Merry Christmas!