Haarwood

Well eh, we prefer to call it the Institute.

Kramer

Is that from Henry the Eighth?

Haarwood

Yes, yes, it is.

Kramer

Well, you know, we're screening that tonight at the Alex. Do you think that I could wear that to promote the theatre?

Haarwood

Well, I... I'd love to lend it to you, but I doubt if it would fit a man of your impressive, Raymond Massey-like, physique. The only person who could really fit into this costume, would have to be a short, stocky, man of somewhat generous proportions.