Kramer

Is that from Henry the Eighth?

Haarwood

Yes, yes, it is.

Kramer

Well, you know, we're screening that tonight at the Alex. Do you think that I could wear that to promote the theatre?

Haarwood

Well, I... I'd love to lend it to you, but I doubt if it would fit a man of your impressive, Raymond Massey-like, physique. The only person who could really fit into this costume, would have to be a short, stocky, man of somewhat generous proportions.

Kramer

(an idea occurs) You don't say.