Elaine

He wrote a song about it!

Jerry

Well, maybe it's a good thing.

Elaine

No! It's not a good thing! It's a bad thing! Do you know what this is like? To have no control over a relationship? And - and you feel sick to your stomach all the time? Do you know what that's like?

Jerry

No, but I've read articles and I must say it, doesn't sound very pleasant.

Elaine

You know, one of these days, something terrible is gonna happen to you. It has to!