George

Come on! Come-on.

Jerry

We're only kidding!

Elaine

You don't understand. See, she hasn't changed at all. She stole my boyfriend when I was in high school. (flashback sequence) I was at this party, and I was dating this *really* cute guy, his name was Tom Cosley, by the way, and she goes walking by, in this little floozy outfit, and he follows her, right out the door!

Jerry

She's your Lex Luthor!

Elaine

Her birthday's comin' up, see, so I decided to get her a little present.