Peterman

Elaine, do you see this? Do you see what I'm holding in my hands?

Elaine

Yeah, it's a bra.

Peterman

I saw a woman in our hallway wearing one of these as a top. (sits on the corner of the desk) What exquisite beauty, I ran down the hallway to talk to her, but the elevator door closed. It was not to be. Perhaps our paths will cross again some day.

Elaine

w-What is this all about?

Peterman

I wanna market this item as a new direction in women's fashion.