George

Mr. Steinbrenner--

Steinbrenner

Ahhh, Ahhh! Ah, ah ah! Is it you?

George

Yeah, it's me sir. It's been a harrowing few days. uuh, After the car accident, I-I crawled into a ditch, and managed to survive on, grubs and puddle water, until a kindly old gentleman picked me up.

Steinbrenner

Grubs, huh? Gotta admit, I never tasted one of those.

George

Anyway, as I was lying in the puddle, I-I think I may have found a way for us to get Bonds and Griffey, and we wouldn't have to give up that much.