Steinbrenner

Ahhh, Ahhh! Ah, ah ah! Is it you?

George

Yeah, it's me sir. It's been a harrowing few days. uuh, After the car accident, I-I crawled into a ditch, and managed to survive on, grubs and puddle water, until a kindly old gentleman picked me up.

Steinbrenner

Grubs, huh? Gotta admit, I never tasted one of those.

George

Anyway, as I was lying in the puddle, I-I think I may have found a way for us to get Bonds and Griffey, and we wouldn't have to give up that much.

Steinbrenner

Well, don't tell it to me George, tell it to the new Assistant to the General Manager.