Ken

Doctor says it could be any day now.

George

(through mouthful of food) So, Carrie, you and Susan are cousins. So your baby daughter is gonna be Susan's second cousin, right? So what does that make me?

Carrie

Doesn't make you anything.

George

(jokingly) Well, so, legally, I could marry your daughter.

Susan

So, have you picked out a name yet?