Jerry

Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it?

Kramer

Yeah.

Jerry

That is the sound of you buying a whole can. And the same goes for this, okay...

Jerry

...When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit. Not a third of an apple, not a half of a banana...

Kramer

Alright.