Elaine

Yeah Jerry.

Jerry

Well, I'm flattered that you would both appeal to my wisdom, but unfortunately, my friendship to each of you precludes my getting involved. What you need is an impartial mediator.

Elaine

Yeah, I'd go for that. Would you go for that?

Kramer

Alright, I'm down.

Jerry

Course, it would have to be someone who hasn't heard the story before. Someone who is unencumbered by any emotional attachment. Someone whose heart is so dark, it cannot be swayed by pity, compassion, or human emotion of any kind.