Ken

(firm) George! She's in labour!

George

(angry shout) So am I!

Newman

Well, you've both presented very convincing arguments. On the one hand, Elaine, your promise was given in haste. But was it not still a promise? Hmm?

Newman

And, Kramer, you did provide a service in exchange for compensation. But, does the fee, once paid, not entitle the buyer to some assurance Of reliability? Hmm? Huh? Ahh. These were not easy questions to answer. Not for any man...

Newman

...But I have made a decision. (revelatory) We will cut the bike down the middle, and give half to each of you.