George

(desperate) Please! I have so little!

Orderly

Sorry sir, it's family only.

George

I'm family. I'm having sex with the cousin!

George

Seven!!

Jerry

Hello, Christie? I was wondering if we could get together again? (listens) Oh really? Well you can't break up with me over the phone. C'mon, you gotta do this in person. It doesn't even have to be one on one, you can bring a group of friends. I just wanna see you. Wait, don't hang up on me. (hurriedly) Why d'you wear the same dress all the time? Hello.