George

(fever pitch) Marisa Tomei's sitting home, Elaine! Wh..why didn't you tell me that Katy was friends with Marisa Tomei?!

Elaine

(deadpan) Oh, I don't know what I was thinking.

Jerry

I want this baby fully loaded. (listens) Well, how soon can you get it there? (listens) Oh, that's terrific. (listens) Okay, thanks, bye.

Jerry

Hey, guess what. I just bought my father a Cadillac

George

Really? Wow, you're quite the good son.