Elaine
(shrill) You're engaged!
George
(worked up) I'm aware! I'm aware!! But this is Marisa Tomei, Elaine. An Oscar winner! How can I live the rest of my life, knowing I coulda been with Marisa Tomei? She said I was just her type! She loves short, stocky, balding funny men!
Jerry
I notice you threw 'stocky' in there.
George
Yeah, what the hell?!
Elaine
George! It's cheating.