George

(worked up) I'm aware! I'm aware!! But this is Marisa Tomei, Elaine. An Oscar winner! How can I live the rest of my life, knowing I coulda been with Marisa Tomei? She said I was just her type! She loves short, stocky, balding funny men!

Jerry

I notice you threw 'stocky' in there.

George

Yeah, what the hell?!

Elaine

George! It's cheating.

George

(adamant) It's not cheating if there's no sex!