Kramer

(pulling a liquor bottle from his jacket pocket) Well, I guess it started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this was the only friend I had left.

Mickey

Hey! That's my cirrhosis! He's stealing my cirrhosis! (he jumps Kramer) You wanna be sick? I'll make you sick.

Curtis

Let me see if I understand this. You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell. And you feel that she's too bossy.

Puddy

Yeah, that's right.

Curtis

Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples have difficulty--