Earl

Earl Hafler, nice to meet you. I'm headed to Houston, where you headed?

Kramer

Oh I'm happy right here. Isn't this place amazing? Planes flying in from all corners of the world, and they know the minute they're arriving.

Earl

Ah they don't know a darn thing. That's why my flight the Houston's been delayed. They're all morons. Matter of fact, I'll bet you that that flight to Pittsburgh takes off before my flight to Houston.

Kramer

Bet? Um, not betting.

Earl

Friendly wager.