George

(using the phone) Watch how it's done. Oh, hello, Mr. Vandelay? Would you like to buy a computer? Oh, really? Two dozen?

Frank

Costanza, you're white hot!

Phone

If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and--

Frank

Hey, Braun, I got good news and bad news. And they're both the same: you're fired. Costanza, you've won the water pik!

Estelle

You're not gonna give away that water pik!