Kramer

E-mail, telephones, fax machines. Fedex, telex, telegrams, holograms.

Newman

All right, it's true! Of course nobody needs mail. What do you think, you're so clever for figuring that out? But you don't know the half of what goes on here. So just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you.

Supervisor

Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?

Newman

Yes, sir, I believe everything is all squared away. Isn't it, Mr. Kramer?

Kramer

Oh, yeah. As long as I stop getting mail!