Usha

You're not going to the wedding, are you?

Elaine

Well ...

Usha

Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.

Zubin

You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? (laughing as he says the line) I mean, the plague! Please!

Usha

Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.