The Abstinence Season 8, Episode 9

Jackie

Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen, into a horrible twisted freak.

Kramer

Who could love me?

Wilkie

I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

Jackie

Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

Wilkie

All right, Mr. Chiles. You'll have our offer by tomorrow. Good day, gentlemen. (She exits)