George

You know, I've been thinking. I cannot envision any circumstances in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.

Elaine

You know, funerals always make me think about my own mortality and how I'm actually gonna die someday. Me, dead. Imagine that.

George

They always make me take stock of my life. And how I've pretty much wasted all of it, and how I plan to continue wasting it.

Jerry

I know, and then you say to yourself, 'From this moment on, I'm not gonna waste any more of it.' But then you go, 'How? What can I do that's not wasting it?'

Elaine

Is this a waste of time? What should we be doing? Can't you have coffee with people?