George

Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.

Eldridge

Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal.

George

I tell ya, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships. (Laughs) The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence? (Laughs)

Eldridge

(Defensively) We had to abandon ship.

George

Well, all vacations have to end eventually.