Eldridge

The boat sank.

George

(Holding up Kramer's book) According to this, it took.. 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath - no offence. (Pause) So, uh, Clarence, how about abandoning this apartment, and letting me shove off in this beauty?

Eldridge

Is that what this is all about?! I don't think I like you. (Enters his apartment, and slams the door behind him)

George

(Yelling out) It's my apartment, Eldridge! The Stalkholm may not have sunk ya, but I will! Ha, ha, ha!

Vet

What are the symptoms?