Eldridge

(Defensively) We had to abandon ship.

George

Well, all vacations have to end eventually.

Eldridge

The boat sank.

George

(Holding up Kramer's book) According to this, it took.. 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath - no offence. (Pause) So, uh, Clarence, how about abandoning this apartment, and letting me shove off in this beauty?

Eldridge

Is that what this is all about?! I don't think I like you. (Enters his apartment, and slams the door behind him)