George

(Yelling out) It's my apartment, Eldridge! The Stalkholm may not have sunk ya, but I will! Ha, ha, ha!

Vet

What are the symptoms?

Kramer

Well, uh.. it hurts when he swallows. Expecially when he drinks orange juice. (Vet gives him a look) I mean, uh.. dog food.. juice. (Adding) What's worse - he has a nagging cough. (Smucker's coughs) Yeah, that's it. That's it.

Vet

Yeah, well, uh - we've been seeing a lot of this lately. Been drinking from the toilet?

Kramer

(Offended) What? No. That's disgusting..