Elaine

Yeah. The only think that saved him is that he accidentally flashed their secret gang sign.

Peterman

Well, that's pretty exciting. (Pause) Let's put that in the book.

Elaine

But, that didn't happen to you.

Peterman

So, we pay off your friend, and it becomes a Peterman.

Elaine

No, I - I really don't think you can do that.