Peterman

(Looking at his dying plant) Ohh, damn. I forgot to buy plant food again.. I'll bet I got a coupon for it. (Starts looking through a small coupon box)

Elaine

You know what? Maybe I better talk to my friend.

Jerry

Is that the same outfit you were wearing yesterday?

Ellen

No, this is brand new. Do you like it?

Jerry

Actually, yeah. (Pause) Wait a second! Is that the fork that fell on the floor?! (Dramatically) Are you using the fork that fell on the floor?!