Kramer

Peterman's book is big business. People want to know the stories behind the stories.

Jerry

Nobody wants to go on a three hour bus tour of a totally unknown person's life.

Kramer

I'm only charging $37.50, plus you get a pizza bagel and desert.

George

What's desert?

Kramer

Bite-size Three Musketeers. Just like the real Peterman eats.