George

He eats those?

Kramer

No. I eat those. I'm the real Peterman.

George

I think I understand this. Jay Peterman is real. His biography is not. Now, you Kramer are real.

Kramer

Talk to me.

George

But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus tour, which is real, takes to places that, while they are real, they are not real in sense that they did not *really* happen to the *real* Peterman which is you.