Usha

Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.

Zubin

You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? (laughing as he says the line) I mean, the plague! Please!

Usha

Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.

Elaine

(Soaking it in) Right. Don't go. Send a gift. I think I understand.

Zubin

If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.