George

Hey, Elaine. Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan.

Elaine

(leaning over to George) Ooh, (fake laugh) well crafted. (exits)

George

Hey, maybe this cheating thing is what I could use to ditch Maura.

Jerry

Sure, just tell Maura you're having an affair.

George

She's like a district attorney. If it's not the truth, I'll break under the cross. I actually have to do it.