Jerry
(fidgets like he has no room with George next to him)... Could you move over there?!
George
Hey, you know, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me.
Jerry
Really? How come you never pursued her before?
George
She's too tanned. It's the middle of the winter, she's like a carrot.
Elaine
(coming back into Monk's) Did I leave my glasses here?