Jerry

That book has been on a wild ride. George took it into the bathroom with him and-

Elaine

(Cutting Jerry off, she stands up, trying to get away from the book. Yelling out) Alright! Everyone clear! Bio-hazard coming through! Clear! Clear!! (Runs to the bathroom to wash her hands)

George

(The damage has been done. He is slightly angered at Jerry) May I ask, what do you read in the bathroom?

Jerry

I don't read in the bathroom.

George

Well, aren't you something?