Peterman

Elaine, do you have a moment? It's about your lover.

Elaine

(Faking a broken heart) Oh yes. I know all about his little performance in the break room.

Peterman

Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

Elaine

(Confused) Love newton?

Peterman

I'm afraid the problem with Zach is more serious. He's back on the horse, Elaine. Smack. White palace. The Chinaman's nightcap.