The Bookstore Season 9, Episode 17

George

(The damage has been done. He is slightly angered at Jerry) May I ask, what do you read in the bathroom?

Jerry

I don't read in the bathroom.

George

Well, aren't you something?

Peterman

Elaine, do you have a moment? It's about your lover.

Elaine

(Faking a broken heart) Oh yes. I know all about his little performance in the break room.