Peterman

Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

Elaine

(Confused) Love newton?

Peterman

I'm afraid the problem with Zach is more serious. He's back on the horse, Elaine. Smack. White palace. The Chinaman's nightcap.

Elaine

An addict? (Sacrcastic) Well, it just keeps getting better!

Peterman

And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudoerotic tales of my own Opium excursions. Plus, I have him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel.