Morty

What are you talking? Jeffrey works for the parks department!

Leo

You should read the letters he's written. He's funnier than the whole bunch of you! (Jack enters with Doris) Oh, here's Jack. We should sit down.

Stella

(to Helen on a sarcastic tone of voice) This better be good. I'm missing 'Golden Girls' for this.

Helen

(laughing hypocritically till Stella walks away) I hate her like poison.

Jack

(on the microphone) Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, every year, Phase Two of the Pines of Mark Gables honors the previous year president. And this year we are honoring Morty Seinfeld (the crowd applause and someone yells: Morty!) A man who slept more hours on the job than Ronald Reagan.