Morty
(to Helen) Slept on the job? (she shushed him)
Jack
Being president of the condo is not easy. It requires hard work, dedication, and commitment, and unfortunately he possesses none of these qualities. (everyone laugh except Jerry, Helen, and Morty. Even Elaine who's still druggy)
Helen
(Morty complains again to Helen) He's joking.
Jack
His administration did excel in one department: the hiring of incompetents.
Morty
(to Jack, loud) That's what you say.