Helen

(laughing hypocritically till Stella walks away) I hate her like poison.

Jack

(on the microphone) Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, every year, Phase Two of the Pines of Mark Gables honors the previous year president. And this year we are honoring Morty Seinfeld (the crowd applause and someone yells: Morty!) A man who slept more hours on the job than Ronald Reagan.

Morty

(to Helen) Slept on the job? (she shushed him)

Jack

Being president of the condo is not easy. It requires hard work, dedication, and commitment, and unfortunately he possesses none of these qualities. (everyone laugh except Jerry, Helen, and Morty. Even Elaine who's still druggy)

Helen

(Morty complains again to Helen) He's joking.