Jack

His administration did excel in one department: the hiring of incompetents.

Morty

(to Jack, loud) That's what you say.

Jack

But we do owe him a debt of gratitude because by not fixing the crack in the sidewalk, he put Mrs Ziven out of commission for a few weeks. (Morty is now the only one not laughing)

Morty

(loud) Tell them when you took my son's pen back. Tell them about that! (he gets up)

Jerry

Dad!