The Alternate Side Season 3, Episode 11

George

Well I don't want to get into a big dispute about the pants.

Sid

Who's gonna send money to my sister in Virginia? Her little boy needs surgery on his foot. Now he'll be walking around with a limp because you can't park a few cars.

George

Maybe I could call my father.

Kramer

Hey, you seen the paper yet?

Jerry

Interestingly enough, no, inasmuch as it is my paper.