The Alternate Side Season 3, Episode 11

Kramer

Yeah. There's an article in there about that writer.

Jerry

(reading) Owen March, prominent author and essayist suffered a stroke yesterday in the upper West Side apartment of a friend.

Kramer

Uh huh, that's the guy that was here. You're the friend.

Jerry

(continuing) The extent of the damage would have been far less severe had paramedics been able to reach him sooner.

Sid

Oh lord.