The Alternate Side Season 3, Episode 11

Sid

Who's gonna send money to my sister in Virginia? Her little boy needs surgery on his foot. Now he'll be walking around with a limp because you can't park a few cars.

George

Maybe I could call my father.

Kramer

Hey, you seen the paper yet?

Jerry

Interestingly enough, no, inasmuch as it is my paper.

Kramer

Yeah. There's an article in there about that writer.