Jerry

(reading) Owen March, prominent author and essayist suffered a stroke yesterday in the upper West Side apartment of a friend.

Kramer

Uh huh, that's the guy that was here. You're the friend.

Jerry

(continuing) The extent of the damage would have been far less severe had paramedics been able to reach him sooner.

Sid

Oh lord.

Jerry

(finishing) The commotion also delayed production of a Woody Allen movie that was shooting up the block. A spokeswoman for the legendary filmmaker said that Mr. Allen was extremely agitated and wondered if his days of shooting movies in New York were over.