Elaine

Did you say goiter? What goiter?

O

This football-shaped lump jutting out the side of my neck.

Elaine

Oh, *that* goiter. Hey... Heh heh heh... Whaddya know...

O

Does it bother you?

Elaine

Bother me? Oh, phhbt... Why would a little goiter like that bother me? No, not a bit. It's nothing. It's nothin', it's um, in fact, it's um, it's very distinctive, y'know? Um, I mean you want to know something? I, I wish I had one. [pause] Really.