Jerry

C'mon Elaine, it's just a goiter...

Elaine

I don't know what I'm going to do. I can't look the woman in the face. I mean I keep thinkin' that that goiter's gonna start talkin' to me... You'd think they'd mention that before they send you over there: 'Oh, by the way, this woman *almost* has a second head'. But no, no, I didn't get any goiter information.

Jerry

They really should mention that in the breakdown: height, weight, goiter.

Elaine

Y'know you try to do some good. You want to be a good person but this is too much to ask.

Jerry

Yeah, well, I'll tell ya, I'd rather talk to a goiter with a nice disposition than the nut they sent me to.